In an ongoing attempt to clean up the detritus in every aspect of my life I’ve been going through my computer trying to do a little bit of house keeping. That’s when I stumbled up on this gem. My dad had forwarded it to me a few months ago when he was cleaning out the old family computer.

I believe I had created this for some sort of venture of mine (I had many back in the day, including a lawn-mowing business and a snow-blowing business). Notice the tie between the bear and the name of my company. Also note the awesome tag line: “No job too small, no bill too large”. I’m sure that alone would have totally made you want to hire me.

As you can probably tell, my design skills haven’t gone anywhere since I created this gem (thanks a lot art school *shakes fist*) and that’s why I’m currently trying out to be a Starbucks Barista. Wish me luck.